We sit here waiting for you to text us, call us, mention us
or even just look at us - desperately hoping that you might actually take a
second out of your lives to think about us. And the longer you make us wait,
the more power you have over us, or so you think!
What you don’t realize is that we too have busy lives, we
have friends and families and hobbies and if it were up to me, you wouldn’t
even exist! Men are completely replaceable and the sooner they realize that,
the better their chances are of not being replaced.
You see, due to modern science and technologies woman are
able to complete all the necessary functions of life without men. Women can
reproduce without men. Women can succeed without men. Women have always been
able to raise families without the aid of men. Truth be told we don’t need you
lot for anything.
In fact, the modern vibrator means that we don’t even need
you for pleasure!
Sure, we won’t be able to dance with men, but we prefer a
night out with the girls anyway. We’ll have to open our own doors and carry our
own bags but I’m sure we could handle it. And we wouldn’t have to deal with
those dirty old men leering at us while trying to slide their hands up our
skirts for a feel of our knickers.
…
Well, maybe not. Maybe our lives wouldn’t be better without
men. Maybe I’m just ranting because I’m upset. Maybe I’m one of those really
fat chicks who is too lazy to get my ass off to a gym and sort myself out, so I
have decided to blame men for all my misfortunes. Maybe I’ve taken too much
crap from too many men and now I’ve decided that all men are the same.
The truth is that when you have feelings for a guy he has
the ability to drive you to distraction. You sit there trying to decipher
whether he feels the same. You read and reread all his texts, you try and
remember every word he’s said to you all in the hopes of being able to figure
out how he feels. But no matter how many times you read those texts you’re not
going to know the truth until he makes his move.
So, all you can do is get on with your life and wait for him
to say something, or do something, because truth be told, up until that exact
moment you’re actually completely clueless. The sooner we admit that to
ourselves the sooner we’ll be able to enjoy the feeling that he gives us.
Either that or we kill the lot of them!!!
Make a move on him ... no reason you can't. He is probably (maybe, or maybe not) just as distracted by you!
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