Brothers: I Found a Use for Them!

Boredom gets to even the best of us. Some of us just have different ways of coping with this boredom.

As I sit here, my Sunday slowly fading into nothingness, I realize that the best way to cope with it is to have a brother. My “darling” little brother was the ultimate cure for my boredom. You see, for ten years I have been searching for a use for this ridiculous little creature and have come up with absolutely nothing! Not one use for this thing my parents call my brother.

So when I finally found a use for him I was in absolute shock! How did he cure my boredom? Well he let me do this to him:

But hey, what are brothers for? So next time you find yourself desperately searching for something to do, attack someone smaller than you. Just keep in mind that little brothers generally grow up to be bigger than you!