Cyber Sexy

Help! We are under attack. The cyber world has taken over!

Sounds like some hill-billy Amish woman who has just found out that her son has a cell phone (if you can still call a Nokia 3310 a cell phone) and is now freaking out because she thinks her son has some disease. But no, this time it is from me, who happens to be typing this on a new computer and publishing it on the internet.

Generally I am very pro-technology. I love that I can research different countries from the comfort of my bed and contact friends in other countries, but due to certain events in the past week or so I must say I am completely against the idea of ‘cyber-love’.

About a week ago some random guy invited me on Facebook. Uncharacteristically I decided to accept the invite seeing as the guy was from Stellenbosch and I may have met him out one night and due to my drunken state forgotten about it. I was expecting that, as with most Facebook ‘friends’, that he’d probably stalk my profile once and I’d never hear about it again.

Unfortunately not. For an entire week I have been dealing with constant messages asking personal questions that quite frankly I don’t care to answer. And that’s not even the worst part. He’s not even a first year yet. As if I want to deal with the crap of some younger guy who spent his entire matric vacation texting me like some stupid love sick puppy. I mean really?

And then he had the audacity to ‘like’ a photo of me that was taken about four years ago. Seriously dude, get a life!

Then, as if I wasn’t irritated enough already, a friend of mine went out one night and his friend decided it was a good idea to message me off my mates phone. I didn’t think much of it, until he asked me what I was wearing and for photos. How nauseating. As if I want to deal with pathetic, pig-headed, sex-obsessed assholes like that? Did he really think that I was going to strip down and send him porno shots?

I mean really!

Now, I am pretty much addicted to my phone. I love being able to stay in contact with my mates and get hold of them whenever I need to. But that is where the addiction ends. I do not want to form cyber-friendships or get to know someone via some pathetic social network. Getting to know someone is something that has to be done in person.

Anyone who doesn’t see that is in my opinion completely pathetic and neigh on being psychopathic.

So if you’re hoping for some free porn or wanting some cyber attention because you have no life DO NOT text me!

By the way, if you’re a friend and looking to chat, I won’t have signal for a week so don’t bother either.